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No Chump Love Sucker
RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS SONG
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The Uplift Mofo Party Plan
September 29, 1987 · Studio Album
Lyrics
She's a witch, a bat, a bonafide bore
What's more, she snores and that is a fact
Cow eyes lie, yes, it's time to resist
How did I ever get into this?
How could I ever have kissed that bitch?
So what if she's got big tits?

She's the kinda girl who
Changes her mind really quick
She's the kinda girl who
Won't just let things sit

She came like a cat like a cat to cat nap
She came in my life with her womanly hips
When I first met her I came unglued
Well I played the part of a blueblooded fool
I'm through with your sewage, I'm through with your trash
Well I always knew that I'd get the last laugh

She's the kinda girl who
Changes her mind really quick
She's the kinda girl who
Won't just let things sit

Like two trains on one track are bound for a crash
Two red, white, and blues we were destined to clash
I can't fix the future, I can't change the past
Like fly by night news we were not meant to last
I'm through with your bluefish, I'm through with your gash
I'm through being screwed with by you and your wack attack

Jump back for chump, love
You won't back for cover
But no, no, no, no
I'm no chump love sucker

No chump love sucker
No chump love sucker
No chump love sucker
No chump love sucker
No chump love sucker
No chump love sucker

I thought that your love was a matter of fact
But I lost my pride when I realized that
The smack in my bag and my baseball bat
Was all you were after, you dirty rat
A bitch and a brat and a living disaster
She thought she was fast but I was faster

No chump love sucker
No chump love sucker
No chump love sucker
No chump love sucker
No chump love sucker
No chump love sucker
No chump love sucker
No chump love sucker
Performances
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NOV 08

1988
Student Union Ballroom at Boise State University
Boise, ID, United States
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JUN 04

1988
Tornava Isla (Provinssirock Festival)
Seinajoki, Finland
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MAY 23

1988
Draf- en Renbaan (Pinkpop Festival)
Landgraaf, Netherlands
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APR 27

1988
The Channel
Boston, MA, United States
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APR 14

1988
Mississippi Nights
St. Louis, MO, United States
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APR 08

1988
The Catalyst
Santa Cruz, CA, United States
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MAR 27

1988
John Anson Ford Theatre
Los Angeles, CA, United States
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MAR 14

1988
Montezuma Hall at San Diego State University
San Diego, CA, United States
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FEB 24

1988
The Ritz
New York City, NY, United States
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FEB 20

1988
Paradiso
Amsterdam, Netherlands
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FEB 18

1988
Effenaar
Eindhoven, Netherlands
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FEB 17

1988
Ancienne Belgique
Brussels, Belgium
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FEB 11

1988
Volkshaus
Zurich, Switzerland
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FEB 05

1988
The Loft
Berlin, Germany
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DEC 26

1987
Celebrity Theatre
Anaheim, CA, United States
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DEC 09

1987
Storyville Jazz Hall
New Orleans, LA, United States
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NOV 24

1987
Mississippi Nights
St. Louis, MO, United States
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NOV 18

1987
First Avenue Club
Minneapolis, MN, United States
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OCT 24

1987
Lost Horizon
Syracuse, NY, United States
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